You have wondered upon my website.  A simple place where I can freely express what I think of the world and other random things I like.  A place where people who don't really know me but would like to and are too afraid to confront can learn about me in a creepy, stalker-like fashion.  A place where anyone is free to speak their mind, as long as it is a postive view about me.  I'm just messing around, say whatever you want!

Furthermore, I feel that I must explain the picture you see to the left.  I feel that it best captures my personality and therefore it is the first picture you see.  Also, the only reason I actually am without pants is that they ripped during a dance number.

To be bluntly honest, I can't tell why you would want to spend time here.  I mean it's just a website dedicated to yours truely.  Nothing all too special, just random thoughts, pictures, poetry, and what's going on in my life.  It's nothing all to interesting.

Tell them Doomy McDoomdoom sent ya!